Sunday, 3 July 2016

RANT ALERT

LAZY LITTLE SHITS!

RANT ALERT GUYS

Doesn't it bug the crap out of you when you are expected to make meals and wash everybodys plates and things up?? This morning (not naming names) someone made themselves something then left the washing up on the side so tonight I cooked tea then washed everything up and then made myself something to eat leaving the hot soapy water in the bowl. I put the saucepan in the bowl ready to wash up when I had finished eating and this person in question washed up a little pot they wanted but left the pan in the water!!! I mean is it to much to ask to wash that up too 😡 Little help around the house is all I'm asking!! So that's it from now on I'm sorting myself out bugger everyone else.

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Tuesday, 28 June 2016

Things always come in 3's!!!

Let me tell you about this one day!

We all have one of those days where we wish we never got out of bed everything and I mean everything goes wrong!

It all started when Ava pants decided she didn't want to sleep through the night (normally she's pretty good) so I (let me just say that again ) I was up most of night feeding, winding, changing, rocking, ssshhhing her to sleep. Anyway at some point we eventually fell asleep until the alarm went off at 7am for the school run... After all the rushing around trying to get washed dressed and both kids fed we managed to get into the car and to the school on time (all was going really well) dropped Lacey off at school and walked back up to the car. I took Ava off of the pram chassis got her into the car strapped her in got myself in the car and drove on home ready to watch my morning fix of Jeremy Kyle. Here comes the first mistake of the day.... As I was getting into ' my brothers my dad and babies father!' Or something like that😂 I had phone call from one of the mums from the school! ' hi love just to let you no that you have left your pram at the school!!' SAY WHAT! Yes me the sleep deprived mum had only gone and left the pram chassis on the side of the road and driven off home mortified wouldn't of even summed me upright now. And my come back was ' oh right well at least I didn't leave the baby in it as well!!' So off I went to collect the pram hanging my head in shame.

MISTAKE NUMBER 2

Had to pop to Asda for a few bit so drove up to the mother and baby parking spaces decided for some reason I would reverse into it was doing fine until BANG! Yep I had reversed into the bollard GREAT! Rolled the car forward a little And got out to check the car lucky not a single mark thank god and went off shopping.... About my shopping came out to put it in the boot.. Nope couldn't open the boot as I was still to close to the bollard... In the back it went and drove home.

3RD AND FINAL MISTAKE (ALL READY HAD ENOUGH OF THIS DAY)

It was time to pick Lacey up from school, still feeling embarrassed about what happened that morning I kept my head down and didn't make eye contact with anyone lol. Collected Lacey walked back up to the car got everyone into the car DONT FORGET THE PRAM opened the boot collapsed the pram went to pick the pram up and SMASH I hit the car with the pram 2 massive scratches across the bumper MARVELLOUS.

So yes that was one of my days from hell and no doubt I'm sure it won't be my last.

Trying this blogging thing 😀

Ok well I'm going to try this... This will mainly be my ranting page somewhere where I can have massive rants about people and life in general...

So anyway let me try and introduce myself I am a 25 nearly 26 year old trying to get through life.... I am a mummy to 2 beautiful girls ( by 2 different dads but we won't go into that!) They are my world and I wouldn't change a thing about them. I also have a step daughter a dog and a husband to be..

My first daughter Lacey has just turned 5! She has been at school for nearly a year now And oh my has she developed an attitude seriously you think the terrible 2's were bad then wait until the school stage. Her teachers say what an angel she is and that she's a pleasure to teach and all I am thinking is well she's not bloody like that at home! Lol but dispite all the shouting, stroppy faces, stamping of feet and  the ' Mum I am not wearing that!' She's a credit to me.

Let's move on to my second daughter she's the new addition, Ava pants ( that's her nickname) she is 19 weeks old and the most adorable thing you have ever seen, the smiles, the laughter she's a proper cutie however with cuteness comes demon I never thought something so small could have such huge tantrums when something doesn't go her way! Honesty I'm not kidding red face, tears, high pitch screaming the full package.

The step daughter (wont name her just I case) we are going into the teenage years GREAT! Feeling the Evil stepmom approaching..

Anyway let's stop with the boring stuff I'm sure I'll talk about my family a lot more as we go on so let the ranting, moaning, screaming and tears commence!!!!!